seriously?

seriously, who would post a sign like this? it baffles me how people - particularly in la - seem to have this self-entitlement that oftentimes belittles others. yes sir, i want to allow my dog to squat and leave a steaming heap on that beautifully manicured lawn of yours. please, that's the last thing i want. if anything, we are trying to train our dog, not let him run wild pooping wherever he damn well pleases. and on the subject of poop, did you really have to say it's "gross?" sure, poop is ugly, smelly, and pretty nasty, but that's no secret. sir with the manicured lawn, you didn't have to go that far. who are you, anyways? the man with perfectly angelic poop? didn't your mother ever read to you "everyone poops?" i suggest you buy it, so then perhaps you might be more open to life's natural phenomena.  

okay, i'm finished with my rant. have a lovely evening!