A love affair

Watch out! Mama has a fever that can only be cured with pain des amis. Here is her story: "OMG! Within these walls as I cut into this bread and took in the aroma of this fresh, baked bread, I couldn't wait to bite into it. I was so excited about what I was smelling then I took a bite and I could no longer help myself! Mmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm, and Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sort of embarrassing, I hope our neighbors upstairs couldn't hear me! With every bite, I took a sniff, I took another bite and sniffed. I was so enjoying this bread and trying to figure it out, it had swept me off my feet. I kept wanting more. This bread is like no other! The crust, the fluffy inside; all so perfect. I dissected it, bit into the crust alone, bit into the inside alone....no, it would be a sin to break it up. I gave up trying to figure out the flavors, I decided to just sit there and just enjoy what I had in front of me, continued with my love-making moans as I cherished this moment. Yes, it was that good! I was having an affair with this bread!! Paris is a romantic city, romance everywhere; never did I think my rendezvous would be with bread!"